Movie Review

Okay, so, if you don't a perfectly retarded movie spoiled for you, then you should stop reading now because I'm going to tell you that it ends by him not getting out of the box... oppsie, I told you.

The movie Buried sucks. This is the perfect movie for you if you enjoy films which has one main actor, one actress that appears for a few minutes via a cell phone screen, and then voice actors, then this movie is perfect for you.

Buried features a man whom is a truck driver in a foreign country where conflict of war is taking place. After the main characters convoy is ambushed, he is knocked out and awakes in a wooden box that he refers to as "a coffin". The whole basis of the movie goes like this, I will sum it up for you from start to end....

*Man wakes up*, looks confused, holy crap, I'm in a box.... Oh my, I'm buried alive, what do I do? Hey look, a zippo, I'll light it in this tiny space. Hey Look, a cell phone, hey look I'll call 911. Crap, 911 is useless, I'll call the fbi, hey look, their not helping either. I know, I'll call my house. Crap, I got the answering machine.... I'll leave a message that makes no sense because how would I be calling if I were buried in a box? Hey! My phone is ringing, "hello". Crap, its the person who buried me! "Help, I'm just truck driver". He demands millions of dollars. He demands a video. No one will pay the money. The fbi doesn't negotiate with terrorists. He refuses to make a video. The fbi says not to make a video, it would leak to the press. They threaten him with a random female friend. They say make the video. He doesn't. They send him a video of the female friend (the only other actor in the movie that you see), she's telling him something, a gun comes into the screen and kills her mid-sentence. He freaks out. Oh well, we are back to one actor. They threaten his family. He makes the video. A snake gets in his box. He uses a flask of booze that he also has to ignite the snake, melts his light stick which he also found in the box (he also has a flash light). The snake leaves. The box breaks and sand starts to come in. He freaks out. The box slowly fills with sand. He stops the hole. He speaks with the po-po again. They think they can track where he is based on the explosions above him which broke his box. Sand starts to come in again, they tell him they found someone who is going to show them where he is, they go to dig him up, his box is almost full of sand, he's almost out of time, they tell him they are almost dug down to him. His wife calls, he says they are almost there and he'll be okay. The cops call back, they are like "sorry" basically, it was someone else they dug up, not him. Sand fills up the rest of the box. He is now buried. The movie ends.

WHAT A CRAPPY MOVIE. yuck. A waste of time. lol.